“Is it rude to ask the server to throw away my trash?”

David Tracy is being very disingenuous here. He has entire vehicles made of nothingness.

You can’t bitch about what a terrible time you had if you fix it.

“WSJ points out that “international” part is sketchy too, as “there are only two “international” pancakes on the menu”

You are very close. But he lives in LA, so he is going to want the drop-top Mustang EcoBoost. There are even incentives on the model, now, I think.

Dear scientists who do this sort of research and publish these reports. Kindly fuck off, fuck all the way off, and never stop fucking off. If you want to live to be 150 by avoiding all things fun, delicious and awesome, go for ir, but leave the rest of us alone.

Dealbroken wants a socially progressive partner that doesn’t want to marry, have any children ever, and doesn’t want pets? That dude is going to die alone.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Falling Headliner. Can make any sane person spin into a homicidal rage.

You indie guys could avoid those nasty headaches by tuning your fucking guitars.

I don’t suppose you bought a new heater core hose?

“We love exploring all the various cultures” - Hipsters in America

Most other Lifehacker writers would have titled this “Work at Bars Instead of Coffee Shops.” I think this is much better.

This is a great method, but I don’t have a Crock Pot anymore. It was sacrificed in the Great Cross-Country Move of 2017. I should really test out the slow cooker function on my Instant Pot.

I bought a 2017 Kia Sedona recently that was a ‘used’ rental car and aside from a couple very small and obvious scratches from use. The paint finish looked like it had never been put through an automatic wash. No paint swirls or spider scratches or anything. It’s very possible, plus nowadays most of the rental places…

Well, it’s an hour away, but probably 2 or 3 hours back.

the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

In time for the Super Bowl, you should do a Buffalo chicken casserole. Chicken, hot sauce, blue cheese, celery, carrots. Maybe a crunchy topping of some sort?

I was thinking a ‘Kung’ plate would be nice.

Ah yes, the old Rice Krispie support trick, also known as “cheating.”