Just put Batman on the case.

That’s a really horrible admission from someone who supposedly designs mobile apps. There’s a reason you were given both kinds of devices for work.

I didn’t realize we were on that version of Android already. I need to upgrade.

They put in a loaner until the new battery arrived. The sourced article made that clear, but Jalopnik needed to omit that fact to make Tesla look bad.

And seeing as how it’s a Jalopnik article, how likely is it that it was intentionally worded to put Tesla in the worst light possible? Just for example, the Carscoops source article called out that the second battery was just a loaner until the third battery arrived, so only one battery actually needed replacement.

Walensky worded this poorly on purpose so that people would dismiss it because it’s a truth that hurts the narrative.

Any dyes would be listed on the label per FDA regulations.

I want to point out that David could be a Youtube millionaire if he’d just film this stuff.

Amazing. The horse was not only dead, it was putrefied, liquified, and sprouting daisies. And David kept beating it. And beating it. Until no sane man would be able to find a part of the horse that had enough structure to continue beating on.

Unless you are in such poor health that a head cold will kill you, the best thing that can happen to you is to get Omicron. The best thing for the planet is if everybody gets it.

Cats are fantastic trainers for having kids. If you can handle a cat, you can probably handle having a kid.

Why is a post made in August of 2020 reappearing under the header of “Best of 2021"?

There are many songs that trigger the Google Assistant out there. I have it happen almost weekly while listening to Sirius/XM. There must be a particular waveform of tone that sets it off rather than it mishearing the activation phrase. I remember when Alexa would be triggered by Amazon commercials and they added a…

You twist the silver end of the shifter stalk clockwise for drive and counter-clockwise for reverse, and you press the button at the end to put the vehicle into park.

This guy agrees.

I took my 2017 Mustang to the Ford dealership to get oil changed and tires rotated. I knew I had a tire that was starting to cup on the front, and I was looking forward to getting it moved to the rear.

“here are some things not to say when someone declines an adult beverage.”

Extra points for Peter for ordering two clamps and a rock from RockAuto.com.

Does this work on scratched phone screens?

I have put a completely frozen bird in brine in the fridge overnight and come back the next morning to find it completely thawed.