I think Bill got off pretty easy for his comments about Goodell. He only lost his job on Twitter. Goodell ended up losing his life.

Ugh don’t read his statement. He blames it on lack of confidence with women

Ken Starr’s world:

You undercut this point by condescendingly calling The Ringer “Bill Simmons’... new blog” in the title. Forgive him if he didn’t realize you meant to say “Bill Simmons’ new potential entertainment media behemoth.”

This obsession with Bill Simmons has become weird now.

Still curious as to what this guy did to you all. The amount of attention paid to him is incredible.

You can’t get the real one, but go to a house of worship for any religion and you can get some shitty hacked one.

I was going to write a wordy emotional response on what Calvin and Hobbes has meant to me growing up but I’ll just leave this here.

Can I just say how much I appreciate that you’re covering this story? I just love it so much.

Nothing in the world makes more sense to me than “Ryan” namedropping his Droid.

Are they really putting it against Star Wars?

This poor girl will never know the joy of a souvenir vanity bike license plate...

Welcome to the interwebs, dipshits. Either log completely off and learn how to live without your crack-like internet addiction until you can watch it or get with the program of watching when it airs.

If you REALLY cared, you would care enough to do one or the other. I feel like you types of people subconsiously get off…

You can piss right off with that noise, young son.

Yeah, I’m sure he has had many interactions with “socialist-minded” people and that they have “berned” him! That’s a totally plausible scenario, just like God talking to him.

Bullshit.

Obviously youve not spent minute 1 in the game, or most likely you spent 5 mins, got merc’d, cried like a baby, then quit.

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands