He’s trying to make it look like he’s so busy and presidential.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

Never forget.

That’s fucking adorable.

+1 Black Lotus

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

I mean, the game was rather barebones on release gameplay-wise, and I’m not sure if that could’ve been fixed later on.

I get what you’re saying, but that’s not our problem. My safety should not be impacted because of your happiness or your need to get groceries, medicine or treatment.

Well while we’re talking about yuge fuckups, here’s a Syrian family who voted for Donald Trump expressing shock and dismay at their family members being deported.

Trump is Commander in Chief? Trump approved the raid?

U.S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

As a strong opponent to the censorship of music, this shit is amazing.

Any watercraft can be a submarine.

step 1: create oil lamp

specially nice to have a molotov ready for the doomsday

enjoy ;)

Meanwhile, a 40 year old Tim Duncan interrupted his pick-up game at the Y to explain the importance of asset divestiture before running for office.

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?