Ex-ssssss-ellent.

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

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Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Spencer did nazi that coming....

You know the auto industry makes cars, right?

This is about cars.

Mark Davis just got significantly closer to his favorite hairdresser too.

Here’s the map I made for his original haircut journey from Oakland to Palm Desert:

Vegas is closer to LA than Oakland, so if anything, you can expect to see more.

I guess Mark Davis just finished scouting all local PF Changs.

When I was a kid, I built a lot of airplane models and one of them was an SR-71 from a squadron that used the Playboy bunny as their logo on the tail. So from ages 6 until about 10, I honestly believed that the bunny was an Air Force thing. Then one day I’m at a friend’s divorced dad’s house lighting things on fire…

The CFPB seems to be doing great work, but I assume the new administration is planning to scrap it.

I was going to chastise you for forgetting the Sacramento Kings—but then I remembered we’re only discussing professional teams here.

That “LA Chargers” chant has to be the most pathetic chant I’ve ever heard. Fuck Dean Spanos but also fuck all California sports fans—Raiders, Chargers, Warriors, Lakers, each of the 2 LA Kings fans. You are the worst.

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

probably his own restaurant. Can’t get enough of those taco bowls.

Weather: cold

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

I think you’re confusing the desire to economize with being cheap. He probably can’t find enough interest or donors for the three planned.

Got to save some money to pay for all those favors!