used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Their carriers don’t have catapults. It isn’t that they don’t trust their aircraft. Our aircraft couldn’t get off of our fleet carriers without catapults.

It is simpler to not use a catapult thus the angled ramp helps fighters get airborne with a heavier load.

When I see carriers that have a ramp like that, I can’t help but think of these:

“Dear Penthouse...”

No wonder she wanted you. She thought you were driving a Mercedes-Benz.

Second date with my long time girlfriend in my then clapped out E30. The AC didn’t run, had a sneaky issue with the idle control valve, paint was just grey primer, the tint was bubbling, tires balder than your gramps head, yet for some reason she got in that car with me. Drove to a Chinese restaurant and then out to a…

I met a girl in a bar. We got dead drunk and I took her “home”. In a dark alley we shagged our brains out, then realized she was ugly as f**k. Drove her home and practically threw her off my car and hightailed out of there burning rubber. I came home at dawn, showered, laughed my ass off at myself and swore it would…

I’m loving that, as much of an artist that he was and the amount of money he was worth, that there is nothing overly exotic or “typical rich person car” in his collection. He was worth more than a lot of artists today and a lot of them with way less money have Veryons, LaFerrari’s etc.

That settles it. Doug killed Prince.

England doesn’t have blue in their flag.

I know most of his new stuff sucks donkey balls, but let us not forget where mr. Chan comes from...

Jackie Chan gets a lifetime pass on bad movies for being Jackie Chan.

Queen Elizabeth managed to get out of 2016 alive. She’s tough enough that she doesn’t need any help from God.

Well it’s a pleasure to meet you Mr. Dos Equis man. Jesus christ you fucking win

I’m afraid to google this particular scenario, since I’ll probably just get lots of weird and potentially illegal porn. Care to elaborate?

That is dirty, LaToya. Dirty.

LaToya knows what’s up.