By: Albert Burneko

no

The government is behind this! Can't anyone else see that??

What Vin said/illustrated. The shifter sits in one position and you pull it back to shift into Drive, push forward for N or Reverse, and then press a stupid little button for Park.

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

And at that moment, your only thought will be: I have never, at any point in my life, at any moment in my existence, at any second in the history of the universe, wanted so badly to own a Toyota Avalon.

If you're referencing the Ventrilo Harassment videos that came out like 10 years ago (had to look up the name as I forgot it's been that long) major props to you. If you're referencing Duke Nukem, props to you. If you're referencing neither, nod to you.

Thanks, Tiff Needell.

Why this trade COULD happen: Both teams are run by muppets.

GT-R because with all the money you save you can afford all the lawsuits that will fly your way for gross negligence of others' safety at a track day.

I think I speak for everyone when i say, man does the dog have a nice dick

ESPN has suspended McHenry indefinitely and will cooperate fully with the NCAA as it investigates these amateurism allegations.

at least it's something else besides Yet Another LSx Swap.

An old man playing with kids? He's Michael Jackson every day.

Of course they didn't quarantine the Blues. If St Louis-area authorities are going to try to quarantine anybody, it's going to be the blacks.

"Let's take the context of the word BILLS,'' Schroeder said. "It's a payment, that puts people in debt, but let's recall what happened in the 2010s with the mortgage crisis. If you're going to take that context, you can take every word and look at it and decide what your own meaning is going to be.''

Have fun grimacing and rubbing your temples for the next 15 minutes.

Carmelo Anthony's Defense Already In MidSeason Form

"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.