Are you saying Boeing's fuel line explosion on TWA 800 isn't the truth?

He threw 17 picks this year, so he definitely throws as good as Blake Bortles.

It was a dumb joke, but you didn't have to dog him so hard.

Why do you make such an obvious and stupid tree joke here? It's not like he was arrested for illegal logging. If you're going to make a lame and tired reference it should be dog-related, since that's what he was arrested for.

I'm going to pull that out of the gray zone just so everyone can see that last sentence. High comedy, +1

You somehow forgot the most important stat. And he's two games away from becoming the greatest college athlete of all time.

Standing up for Winston is a hard sell, though.

Sure, purple may scream 90's, but nothing screams "don't take us seriously" more than being associated with Drake.

Was expecting to see an FC after Toronto Raptors. Disappointing.

Seriously, I can't breathe. +1

In fairness, it's an odd-numbered year so the Giants might suck.

Sports beard of the year:

There can be only one Zetterbeard.

(Obligatory comment from a Padres die-hard that actually exists)

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

As a Devil's fan this actually makes me genuinely sad. You either die a decent goaltender or live long enough to become Toskala

Gray Hedgecock, or as his friends call him, Big Ben.

D- Rusty Dessert, So., Utica
Double marks for being an awesome Lacrosse name, and a putrid sex act I will gladly pay extra for.

Screw the hero car - here's your villain car.

@kjmomshawn MOM PLEASE STOP, THIS IS WHY I STILL HAVE A JOB