Blood, Eat, Love - How I Found My Outer Warrior and My Inner Lover, by Jasmyn Scoobydoo.

No clue, just found it on my desk.

“What they don’t tell you” is that there is already extensive research on a wide variety of “alternative medicines” that almost always show they are, at best, no worse than placebo and frequently much worse for you than doing nothing at all.

Heh. Lemonade gives me heartburn.

Definitely needs a melee combat version of this game.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

Good on them.

“I don’t want all this sci fi space jet pack robot garbage. I want modern day with real soldiers and real guns.”

Is there any way you guys at [whatever gawker is now] can make it so blurred out handjobs aren’t shown on the FUCKING “YOU MAY LIKE” SIDEBAR.

Ah, you’re back, haven’t seen any videos since you played the game where you’re the son of Satan.

Jesus Christ.

And the login servers IMMEDIATELY go down. lol.

The picture provided at the top is cracking me up. There’s just this silhouette of a dude in a sitting pose floating over the ground to the right. What is this broken-ass game lmao.

Now THAT is listening to your customers!

Entirely off-topic, and I know this is beyond just Kotaku, but the new “Hey, please disable your adblocker, and also now we have those terrible Taboola clickbait ads” seems rather self-defeating, no?

citation needed

In my squad I’ve become the one famous for dying whenever he gets off a motorcycle.

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”