I’ve seen this one come up a few times, so I’ll try and lay it out.

high-school aged Korean kids...

If they were being respectful they never would have done this in the first place. Rent a conference room, something, don’t invite 200 people you know are going to be loud to a hotel room.

Inb4 everybody’s running around trying to find a hidden use for the golden poop, a la Dark Souls...

Eat Arby’s.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

did you see who we made president or

Because in practice a meritocracy means the person who advances is the one best at sabotaging others, especially when the criteria are subjective.

“Where’s Fahey, he used to eat these goddamned things?”

Man, I can’t read. I’m sorry. Totally read the headline wrong.

“Best effort.”

If it’s happening at an Internet Cafe in Asia, they have a bulk licence deal. Players just create a new B.net account and away they go!

I know, fucked up. He should go to jail for that.

What the hell is wrong with that guy? He clicked “Accept” without even reading the agreement.

Having used it at PAX, I’d say its nowhere near as bad as people seem to think it is.

This is so much better than Wii U’s horrific UI that I’m almost crying out of happiness.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Judi Dench could narrate a takeout menu and I'd still get chills.

@bremskraft1: Well, that was the only scenario in which I could imagine a doctor might need to hold a woman down during childbirth.

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.