but his character made him that six-tool guy

Du Li noted.

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

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Did Bofa get signed though?

That is a good dog.

That visor being knocked off tho...

Alligator

just make sure to collect the helium at night

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

This will cause less Furies than the current logo.

I can dig it.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

Recommended replacement:

Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.

*pours water in front of his living room fan*

I think you are dismissing the lasting and tasty legacy of General Tso.

Liberate tute me ex inferis.