but his character made him that six-tool guy

Du Li noted.

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

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Did Bofa get signed though?

That visor being knocked off tho...

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

This will cause less Furies than the current logo.

I can dig it.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

Recommended replacement:

Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

The Cheetahs or the Rhinos. Please.

Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

You failed to add another important place Spades is played: anywhere there is downtime in the US Army, which is where this Caucasian learned how to play Spades (and Dominoes too, but Black Dominoes, not Latino Dominoes)

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

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