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Shuffled.

I like how every fucking model on instagram is dedicating a post to a man they think they knew so closely. Of course he liked you- he only likes skinny people and it’s your fucking job to model the shit out in his designer wear! Also, everyone tends to forget that Coco Gabrielle Chanel was a desperate gold digging

Eh, partially true.

Shuffled. He shuffled off this mortal coil.

I fucking cheered out loud when I read the news today.

As somebody who knows/cares absolutely nothing about fashion, and read this merely as a character piece... Jesus Christ what a complete and total asshole.

This was beautifully turned out!

Good riddance! He was a worthless asshole and I am glad he's dead.

Then you remember the beautiful reply to that statement. 

Yadda yadda yadda, he did some stuff for fashion, yadda yadda yadda, he looked like Andrew Eldritch’s dad for years, buuuuuuuuuuutttt he was a giant asshole and I for one am not mourning his passing by posting “RIP Karl, what a legend” on Instagram like the thousands of other people touting his excellence. Mostly, he

Good.

bye, bitch

Ah yes, Kunty Karl. Was there anyone more alone? He would go through spates of beautiful young men, who he would take shopping and on holiday, and you knew he bedded them, and was absolutely alone.

It’s “shuffled”, not “shoved”.

So tiring when people think racism is more important than bringing Chanel back to relevancy.

I’m not excusing his racism and bitchiness but I also think it’s tiring that that’s the focus for people on websites like Jezebel. Yeah, he was a cunt but that’s far from the most interesting thing about him. 

You are actually misquoting her. She didn’t write “I’m tired of seeing an ape in heels.” The actual words were “I’m tired of seeing a ape in heels.”

The emails didn’t belong to her. They belong to the American people. She was hiding them to avoid freedom of information requests. If she had simply not tried to hide them this never would have been an issue.

Wow. You were born yesterday, weren’t you. The Rust Belt collapse started in the 1970s and accelerated under Reagan and was dead and buried in the 1980s under Bush.

It’s not a stand-in, it’s been commonly used as a gender-neutral pronoun for decades. Use context clues to determine singular or plural. Maybe someone will come up with a better idea, but a homonym for a male pronoun isn’t it.