As an older black man who grew up with a lot of wrongheaded ideas of masculinity I was happy that my only thought on seeing this outfit was “that looks heavy".

How many kids have you adopted?

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Thank God there's a free exchange of ideas here on the Gawker Media sites.

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Remember when Alpha Foxtrot articles were written by adults?

Ol' Karl was basically the Hitler Youth of the fashion world.

About $18,000 worth.

No you don’t. You’re neither poor nor American.

Yay!

Straight size people can’t be body positive?

Is English your second language or third?

Ah, the grand progressive sport of eating your young.

Lee.

Fuck off.

Goddamn, girl.

One word: Lemon Party with Lindsey Graham.