About six years.

No good deed goes unpunished.

You're a dumbfuck.

Menstrual synchrony isn't a thing.

It is possble.

She has yet to contact me.

That’s rich coming from you.

Caity Weaver.

Bearding for Beginners.

Christ, you suck.

Anytime.

Nice job contradicting yourself.

Yes.

Maybe it's time to grow up and quit contributing to things that actively hurt others.

You could always call and ask if the cats need a housemate.

Look where you are, son.

That's horrifying.

How often do you have to put water in it? What happens if the water freezes?

I’m guessing your nickname was “Tunacan".

This just in:  drug dealers are neither dependable nor do they care a great deal about your personal welfare.