What about a van?

Literally every concept from Cadillac.

And this was while Ghosn was at the helm

You know what? Fuck it. I’m gonna make an electric truck too. Anyone want in?

I drive an Alfa. My service advisor comes to my dinner parties.

This has convinced me that I simply never must sell my 135i with 3 pedals.  Thank you!

“…though it’s given the confusing name of 2 Series Gran Coupe.”

Have a Snickers, my dude...

On my last trip I walked out to the rental car aisle and saw 6 Sentras and a Kia Soul.  The Soul wasn’t great, but at least it wasn’t a Sentra.

I need more El Camino and hovercraft:

Oh no. Aston Martin has fallen to the ugly crossover trend. Jesus that looks weird, with its huge maw of a grille. Funny how I was just bemoaning the lack of a grille on the Mach-E and now bemoaning the too much grille on the DBX, but come on? Can’t we just make grilles that aren’t too huge or too small? Which are…

Also *ahem*

The DBX is likely the first Aston Martin that can seat more than two people comfortably and humanely

Aren’t they a “Personal Injury Law Firm” out in the Valley near Canoga Park?

I should’ve been more specific. The second generation XRS models had it.

Not factory and not a car, but still...

The Supra is the automotive equivalent of Arrested Development: everyone was very sad when it went away; years of pining ensued and a cult-like status was achieved. Then the excitement, anticipation, and salivating at the mere hint that it may one day return. When it actually arrived most people were disappointed…

You can easily turn a II into a proper Mustang. The Mach-E will always be an Escape with Mustang styling.

It’s fun! You just have to be... ready for the energetic nature, because you can’t turn it off.