Look at those swan assholes just waiting to start something.

Pfft, you’ll just end up driving it to the mall like all the other posers. Most airplane tugs never even see tarmac.

Jack Delano did a lot of these photos.

Kodachrome gives us those nice bright colors...

I strongly recommend people take some time to fall down the rabbit hole in that catalog. There are some truly great pictures in there. The portraits are pretty good. The industrial stuff is next level.

I’ll take that last one framed, please.

To continue to be amazed that the 1940s were actually in color, look at the Kodachrome category on Shorpy.com

Massive Soviet’s superfans (They call themselves Cominterns) have some crazy conspiracy theories about the death of Boris Dieselgate, the original lead singer. Official cause of death is reported to be drowning. Evidently he tried to do himself in by way of carbon monoxide with a hose attached to the tailpipe and…

Personally I’d start a Guns ‘n Roses jazz cover band called “Swing Axel.”

This Ford GT.

Starred. You have reached Schrodinger’s Kinja, in which I am simultaneously convinced that your comment is true and also made up.

“Axle Tramp” is my go-to car related band name.

As a new Cadillac owner (2017 CTS V-Sport, which I highly recommend), I will also note one other thing that gets missed in articles, but it really matters.

I looked at the screengrab at the top and figured you were referencing the “Miami Dade Comm College” exit sign.

and lo, a meme was born

Once in a while I let her out. Here she is coloring next to the dyno while mama and her uncle fiddle with things between runs.

A summary of New Orleans flooding issues for those who are interested:

That sign was lying the whole time.

Looks like an Altima that attacked by wasps