Uranium dust is a helluva drug.

In other words they ruin the car and then ask you to pay more for it. Got it.

“Amateurs”

Jeep: “I’m sure he is coming back to rescue me soon, but I hope he hurries, this snow is getting deep”
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3 months later: “He must have gotten stuck himself, it’s ok, Ill be strong, conserve my battery, and do my best to hold up all this weight”
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6 months later: “He came back! I hollered as loud as I could and he heard…

So here’s my Perot story:

EMW? Been there, done that.

Thanks to decisions like those, for the first time in my life, i don’t care about BMW at all. I still love the classics, but anything recent is just boring to me. Even the M-cars don’t do much for me anymore. 

Libertarians are either incredibly rich or monumentally stupid. Occasionaly both but never neither.

Subaru’s internal report said it wanted to “break out of the bottom” and improve to 101 problems in 2019, then move up to “middle ranking,” with 90 problems in 2020. But in the 2019 results, released last week, it finished seventh from the bottom, with 113 problems.

Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”

This comment is peak Jalopnik.

Maybe they will reduce the Lavazza Coffee inserts in each episode to a maximum of 20? 

I thought my 2003 W8 was an anomaly, made worse because I bought it cheap as a low mileage (19,000) “lightly” rebranded car. Looks like the Ukrainian rebuilders shouldn’t take all the blame after all for our $10,000+ in repairs. The V-10 TDi Touareg was on my list, but thankfully because I am married to a sensible bean…

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

The meth really ties the trip together.

citation needed

Yes. Yes I do.

You want a ghost car? Because that is how you get a ghost car.

Not a kei car, but this C10 conversion kit for a Scion xB is the same idea. I love it.