There’s something Shakespearean about Musk. He for years paid people to cultivate the image of him as a “maverick innovator” buying him guest spots on SNL, the Simpsons, Star Trek, etc. The PR people running this campaign for him knew well that “the less you see and hear from him the better” as he’d immediately…

Basically, in addition to all its other faults, Batman v. Superman picked the wrong tech billionaire to model its Lex Luthor on.

It is truly a bizarre set of events that has occurred that makes Mark Zuckerberg the more likable of two alternatives.  He’s weird and off-putting, sure, but he’s not “the world’s most divorced man”, “the world’s tenderest billionaire”, or “someone who spends all day chasing clout from the alt-right teens.”

Oh, it’s so horny. And slutty. And voyeuristic. And whole lot of other things that don’t go over well today, but man does it go hard on those things. With Jennifer Connelly.  It’s almost criminal.  

This is the only movie titled Hot Spot I will recognize, full stop.

Good news for my kids: I actively parent them which includes not buying sugared and/or ultra caffeinated shit like Prime for them.

Just took 23 years to get him in that suit!

Cracking the windows really should have been mentioned here. It’s like an oven otherwise. Window tinting goes a LONG way too.

For me its pretty simple, and I’m fortunate it’s possible. Parking under a shade structure has a HUGE IMPACT. Cracking the windows when you park helps a lot too.

Even if these claims weren’t transparent catfighting, Twitter doesn’t have the money to get into a legal fight with Meta. Twitter doesn’t have the money to stock its vending machines.

Oh, you know why.

Was Roger Stone in any recent tour groups, by any chance?

So Elon buys Twitter, and immediately fires 80% of its engineers. Those unemployed engineers announce on Twitter that they’ve been laid off without notice or cause. How does Elon respond? He makes fun of them. He says they deserved to be fired, because they were bad at their jobs.

It’s wild that Tom Cruise is now older than Jon Voight was in the original Mission: Impossible.

My brain automatically read that in Rodney Dangerfield’s voice.

The U.S. government asks social media companies to censor themselves from spreading known false information. Idiot judge calls it “the most massive attack against free speech in United States’ history.”

And Macron leans even harder into authoritarianism.

If I wanted mediocre food served by disinterested women I’d get back with my exes. 

For me, it’s gotta be the Mazda3. Not only does it look really great on the outside, the interior looks like it punches above it’s price with nice materials, tech, and buttons (glorious buttons!). Plus, you can get one pretty well equipped for under $25k, and, from what I understand, the drive is a good blend of…

I’d rather have thick bezels with buttons for turning the page than the touch screen navigation nightmare that the Kindle line has turned into.