Can’t go wrong with the classics.

Is everyone aware that Darth Millennial ran a sixty-person dance crew in Jacksonville Florida?

Oh, yeah, and I knew that was the type of shit they were going to pull the instant I heard about them switching to a subscription model all the way back in ‘11 or ‘12. Their move to subscription-based was such an obvious ploy to (1) kill any delay/resale-based cottage markets and (2) fleece any customers who would be…

Good.

The other steaming pile of shit Adobe pulls is forcing me to purchase newer versions of software I already paid for and own. They simply stopped providing me a download link for my Premiere Elements and Photoshop Elements 2019 versions. I emailed them and was told those versions were “no longer supported” and that I…

Living in a homeless encampment would still be too good Alex Jones to reside in. 

Nobody in Florida who ever saw him open his mouth and speak in front of people ever thought he’d be president either. We all knew he was a charisma void, now the entire country does.

Make sure to dismiss your trolls.

the community notes under his tweets are fucking hilarious

Yeah, he’ll promise 10x the performance and storage abilities of any IOS/Android currently available, and that it will come to market by September. Everybody put down your deposits now!

If there’s evidence that indicates otherwise, I’m unaware of it. 

He’s not that dumb. Is he?

Over/under that he’s about to announce the “Muskphone” as a “competitor” to Apple, and said phone will markets itself as “anti-woke” and all employees are required to purchase at full MSRP?

I know the feeling. Still pissed we never got a conclusion. Even if they had just greenlit a movie to wrap things up like they did with Stargate.

Every single time I see a Dark Matter listing my heart leaps for just a second before my head catches up and I remember the right Dark Matter is long gone and canceled.

It’s a video game mechanic. Learning the exact steps by repeatedly getting killed and returned back to the start point is totally how arcade games worked, especially ones like Dragon’s Lair and Space Ace.

I’m hyperventilating thinking about this. My mind shows me that image  of Neo from the Matrix with his mouth fleshed over.

If you go on the internet and someone on TikTok says you should tape your mouth shut at night when you sleep, and you listen to them, please, don’t have children. 

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