“his account was reinstated because “he is now an active candidate for president of the United States.””

Lol Dorsey out here looking like an ugly Peter Dinklage. 

Facebook should put its money where its mouth is and give all of its employees Quest headsets to collaborate “in person” in the “Metaverse”

Worked from home for over 2 years during COVID during which the company acknowledged there was no reduction in productivity but in June 2021 they started making us go back one day a week, then later 2 days. I left for a fully remote job. Couldn’t be happier. Now I can live literally anywhere I want, there’s no commute…

“the shift will promote “the collaboration, relationships, and culture necessary for employees to do their best work.”

Funny thing is, my job works closely with some of these big name tech companies. Any time we have a big project for a week on them we are given exceptions to fully WFH since we get so much more work done from there. 

I... think that account is meant to be satire? I don’t know. The real thing is so outlandish, satirizing it is nigh impossible. You can’t even tell anymore.

Much fraud,  very lawsuit! Wow

“Anyone using President Trump’s name to commit fraud and swindle unsuspecting victims out of their money should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.”

“Unsuspecting investors” - that’s a very charitable view to have of these deplorables.

The pilot was written by the same guys who wrote The Rocketeer, Danny Bilson and Paul De Meo. IIRC they were also the showrunners. 

My friends kid call’s the TV Flash “The Flash” and calls Ezra Miller’s character “The Iron-Man Flash” which I find hilarious.

They don’t want the audience going “Oh, there’s the Flash! Who is this unrecognizable character Ezra Miller is playing?”

I hear it's a pretty sweet home.

I have Global Entry, but every time I’ve flown back to the US, the Mobile Passport line has been far shorter. Last time my wife and I flew internationally, I stood in the MPC line while she stood in the Global Entry line. I was through almost 5 mins faster. Of course, we still spent the next 15 mins waiting for our…

That is way more than I expected.

The airlines you listed make up ~90% of the marketshare. So...

I find it troubling and hilarious that the same people who were freaking out about the non-existent Bill Gates microchips in vaccines are the same ones begging to get put on the wait list to have Elon’s experimental macrochips hammered directly into their brains. 

Next time baby!!

Yeah, go ahead and set your own terms with Marvel... they love that.