This is great! Thank you!

I read that post in Tom Hanks’ voice.

Touché.

I read that news on Reuters:

I didn’t, but now that you mentioned it...

He should’ve just said, “I am Groot.”

“Soul harvesting pyramid scheme.”

This guy summed up most of the Coronavirus “experts” on Twitter brilliantly (sing to the tune of “I Am The Very Model of A Modern Major General”):

I have a question.

Take your star!

One of my favorite scenes was when Nettie plastering the pink tickets all over Buster’s house accompanied by Grieg’s “In the Hall of the Mountain King.”

RIP.

Looks better and better. Definitely going to see it.

Or this.

I thought the uneasy alliance would be more like this:

I am too. And I already have a few of portable chargers.

I am too. And I already have a few of portable chargers.

Last I heard that Evans guy had a role in a whodunit movie.

I’m kinda imagining Catwoman would say to Batman, “Bruce, is that a Hemi in your...um, utility belt?”