Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Drew’s tab was the rest of the staff’s pretty much unanimous suggestion. It makes sense!

Drew now has his own tab — like this is ESPN and he is Favre, or LeBron, or Tebow.

1. Do you resent Drew’s tab?
2. Will anyone else get a tab?
3. Which major athlete that has had his/her own crawl on ESPN is Drew most like?

Can you guys bring back fucking Drunkspin already?

Ashley Feinberg claims she will continue reporting for Deadspin but with “significantly more ultimate frisbee coverage.”

So how’s AJ doing?

Nice try, Peter.

Ashley will be jettisoned into space, in accordance with bankruptcy law.

Ashley will replace Patrick. Patrick will have to put all his cycling takes on a blogspot

Hamilton would easily destroy every single one of us in hand-to-hand combat.

Now that he’ll be at Deadspin, will you punch Hamilton Nolan in the nards any time he tries to write about something other than boxing? And if you are not planning on doing so, can you?