When has he EVER suffered a consequence for his lies, tho? Never. So he’s just bullshitting. No big deal, really. Anyhoo, who wants to have dinner at Sixteen in the Trump Tower? He could set that up. Best chef ever. He stole that chef from a 8 Michelin starred restaurant in Paris. He’s YUGE! After dinner, you can tour…

“No, I didn’t run for President. That was something people said because everyone loves Donald Trump. But believe me I never ran. I’d make the best President but I didn’t run for President” - Donald Trump, December 2016

If you look closely, the person in red hanging off the uprights sort of looks like an underage girl

Naw. I think the worst you’ll see is him make some sort of “cool” teaching for abstinence only practice. Like he’ll make some rap video about not having sex with the classic 1980's synth boom-bap beat.
“When you see a pretty girl and want to really rock her world/but worry it could be a habit, just head on home and…

Materials scientist here. The idea that polycarbonate / plexiglass can stop car debris is not a joke. Given the proper composition, it is properly bullet proof. It can absorb a lot of energy before it gives way.

World record holder in the javelin catch.

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

Well, I’m not going to fight 2 billion soccer fans about whether it’s a sport or not. You do it, I’ll wait here.

Simultaneously the worst and best set of penalties I’ve ever seen.

That was the most entertaining shootout in awhile because it was so bad

Zaza should be ashamed of himself
Tried to get in Neuer’s head and he failed, then couldn’t even get it on target.

All the worse in that he was specifically on to take a penalty.

Salary cap is about $105 mil, 240 total team minutes a game. If you weight the value of minutes relative to average performance, an average player averaging 30 minutes a game should be making about 13 mil a year.

It’s like 10,000 balls

So then what is Cowherd doing on there?

Wow... where to begin? No Whitlock? No Bayliss? No Vitale? No King? No Schilling? (I know he was up for Worst Tweet. Doesn’t matter. Fuck that guy with his bloody sock.)

Get out.

Swastikas in swastikas in swastikas. It’s like if Hitler hadn’t flunked out of art school and became roommates with M.C. Escher.

As opposed to potential Olympic athletes, who are dropping because of flies.

+1 Crying Milsap

+Box and 1