@JSmith53: Have fun being lost in a sea of mundane-ness regretting your logical decision.

That's a lot of money, but people who know would bow in your presence. Also, for a tad more money you can boost it to a EVO slaying 400hp. Lets face it, reliability won't be an issue because you are gonna trapped in a ditch next to a lonely gravel road soon after purchase.

@BaconSandwich: I think you miss my point. That civic weighs 2400 and get good mileage in a very boring way.

So it weighs 1,100? How about we increase engine size until it weighs a tad more and returns 35mpg. Is that something you might be interested in?

@Dhillaz 2.0: That is epic. One of the most jalop things I have ever read. I don't know why I haven't hearty clicked you before this, but I want to do it more than once!

@Deartháir II: The Return: You forgot to mention yourself.

@Dhillaz 2.0: Even ash got booted for a while for pissing off one of the other gawker blogs. Just be careful outside of these "walls."

@Deartháir II: The Return: Now that you mention it , it strays a bit from the accepted, symmetrically beautiful form.

@Carplanetzone1: *Shakes fist*

Hey Matt, can I have a source for that picture where the recipes are big enough to read? I've never heard of a Cuba Libre but it looks intriguing.

@Joshman Raffles Avenue: Don't be hard on yourself. I've never done it and I have a star!

I like my bourbon with ice only, but I did live in Kentucky for a while.

See Ralph Nader? Aren't you happy millions of stupid people didn't die because of your work?

5. 1965 Mustang GT Fastback with four-barrel carburetor. Mustangs have been the bargain horsepower option for 45 years now. It is the muscle car of the people and one of the first examples deserves a place on this list.

Is it really that surprising...

@oyumurtaci: I think the pooping out the window part was the tip you were joking.

@tbotello: Mid-engine V10. This still doesn't come anywhere close to justifying $400K.

@Dhillaz 2.0: No. Mostly for all of the false statements, but still no.

Wow that is gorgeous. We get the upskirt and everything!

Crack. Pipe.