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    @jduffy13: Yes, I watch F1, ALMS, Grand Am, and even nascar. Pretty much any live televised racing that I can get.

    That is slimy as hell. They are going to crap all over the people personally responsible for keeping the company afloat while receiving no car? I feel they will quickly learn the meaning behind the saying, "Don't bite the hand that feeds."

    I still don't believe there was a gatling gun there. The SUV with the back window open holds guys with automatics, but I saw no roof that look like the Dillon Aero burb'.

    I like the "wooos" for after it had flipped.

    2009 the number another winter (get down)

    God I hate the BMW SUVs. The X5 V8 isn't bad for towing especially now that it is available in diesel, but I have only ever known one person who bought one to replace their boat hauler. The others should just vanish.

    @Deartháir: Also, read in the voice of the priest from the Princess Bride.

    @jbownsabmw but still wants GM to survive: I sounded like a dick, so let me try again. This is a very cool piece of tech, and since it is on an SUV it deserves a place on jalopnik. However, Obama will be protected by secret service with pistols, snipers with rifles, and usually military personnel with M4 carbines

    Old. Used in middle east convoys of important people. They would never spray an American crowd.

    @bmoredlj: Yeah, but he is a funny cock.

    @smalleyxb122: Looking back, I wasn't even able to follow the rules. You get a pat on the back from me.

    Two years ago is last minute? You write for a living, so write, dammit.

    The ball of death lacks a half naked girl and fire.

    Somebody accidentally stepped on it. They swept it under a rug and hoped no one would notice.

    This is excellent and car related. Can we not flood this tread with other hitler crap that is completely unrelated?

    As soon as the buyer takes possession, he must forfeit 45% of the car.

    "The UAW could be heard heaving a sigh of disappointment as we're stopped by mini-Shaft just before we would've mowed down Senator Bob "Nissan" Corker. Oh well, maybe next time."