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Robert Jeffress again. What a weasel.

Limp Sausage Party

How about “prostrate massage” ?

Stinky baby’s gunpoint party.

*Compliments of the House

I believe the word you’re looking for is “Farce”.

Ovaljerk

“The Fellating: Part XX” (insert whatever number you need). By my count this would be “The Fellating: Part 4 - Water Sports”

I thought we already had the term “circle jerk.”

Semi-Circled Jerk

The New American Confederate Council [of affluent, belligerent, old, insane white people]

Ugh I hate him so much.

BALLS BALLS BALLS! We got your balls!

The Inflatables Expo

Why does he keep slapping his arm like he’s bored

Are they there to assassinate him if he goes off script? I’m afraid

Cheap Trick (with apologies to the band)

Satan’s Circle Jerk from Hell

Cuckus Meeting

The Small (Hands) Council