Was about to say the same thing. I get tired of shows where it’s one person singing their version of a well-known song to a backing recording or band to become a “star.” A group of people who actually play instruments and (maybe?) write their own songs, etc, would be refreshing.

But you know they’ll fucking ruin “Magic Man” and “Dreams” and “Barracuda”. Everything by Blondie, the Runaways, Janis Joplin. It’s gonna be a bloodbath.

I’m thinking more stretched taffy Martin Short.

Swear to dog.

Trump got elected.

Not only did no one have to ask Mattress Mack to open his doors, but he sent his furniture trucks and employees out to rescue over 200 people. And he dresses up in a mattress costume. He is the truth, man, I love that guy.

How about calling local media and saying “WE’RE OPEN IF ANYONE NEEDS SHELTER! PLEASE DIRECT PEOPLE TO COME HERE” Get on Twitter & FB and let people know.

Funny no one had to ask Mattress Matt to open his doors. What a sleaze.

Her ratings are coming out of her eyes; out of her....wherever.

Well Mattis has a lot of skeletons in his closet (most of them Muslim civilians).

I’m in the military and I think one of our Soldiers may be transgender. I write “think” because I really don’t give a shit because they do their job. I have found most of my fellow Soldiers feel the same way.

I may have stayed with my shitty ex 2 years too long just to avoid having to date again.

This is the same Donald who thinks sexual assault should be expected in the military when it puts women and men together. He’s a draft-dodging chickenhawk who uses bigotry to pretend to be tough. He’s pathetic and his base loves it.

You have already had one demented President and it was totally ok and nothing bad happened!*

Funnily enough, I met my fiancee on Tinder, back in ye olde days when you didn’t have to pay and all you saw was that you’d been matched—as in, you’d both swiped right on each other. I just sent him a link to this post and his exact response was, “Whaaaa?” When the old generation of Tinder is getting sniffy about the…

Current dating in general sounds like a nightmare. I have right/left confusion, so it sounds like Tinder would be even more of a nightmare.

Yes...and Sundowners. He is going to get FAR worse and is not fit to be president, just as he was found not fit to serve in the military.

Showing my age here, but my first reaction to seeing both girls’ names was, “August Max? You mean like the now-defunct Lane Bryant knockoff?”

I really wish I lived in a world where I had never seen Justin Bieber’s dick.

You’re letting Zuck off too easy. Max’s full name is Maxima. Like Nissan Maxima.