I talked to a Frenchman about updating my ideas and correcting stereotypes, but he surrendered.

Ah yes, the vapors. Fiddle dee dee.

Oh yeah! And as a ‘scientific’ experiment, make it as shiny and gold as possible, to see whether Donny Two Scoop’s love of gold on everything will override his love of racism. Not that I’m holding out any hope, but it should be both informative and hopefully amusing if his conflict plays itself out on twitter.

Why stop with a statue? Let’s build her a whole temple. Get your frieze on, Portsmouth.

Ya think?

I was thinking they would need a “How to recognize a stroke” PSA

I’m sure it would be continually defaced but fuck it. She can handle it. Coat that shit in teflon like the real thing.

A customer and I were returning to Chicago from Vegas after attending a convention, and I actually got bumped into First Class, at the request of the customer who is an elite club member with United.

Recommended!

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

SAME.

It’s also an opportunity to remind the right wing that solar eclipse glasses are totally a liberal hoax.

How about “Ulysses S. Grant Kicked Robert E Lee’s Ass Highway”

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

So, my husband and I have been having some sex issues. And last night I took a nice long bath and asked him to bring me the nail clippers so I could do some toe maintenance. He did. He came back to the bathroom as I was hunched over, 20 minutes later, said something and left. After I was dressed he said he came to…

Hah! I bet it would. The sentiment alone or doing it as a cross stitch. (Appearance I mean.)

“Our great country has been divided for decades. Sometimes you need protest in order to heel, & we will heel, & be stronger than ever before!” Trump tweeted

Some things might have changed a little bit in 43 years.

Boston is a complicated and difficult city, with much to be proud of and much to be ashamed of. On a normal day, for every person throwing a rock at a schoolbus of children who “aren’t from this neighborhood” there’s one who says, “CUT THAT SHIT OUT.”

Name a major city in the US that doesn’t have a history of racial violence?