Rokita needs a hanger in the car for his jacket. Never allow him to be photographed with a drink in his hand. And never forget, the memo states multiple times in boldface, underlined letters, to remind the 47-year-old to bring the essentials.

Better hope they start growing some pot. That’s going to add some jobs and taxes right there.

:( If it helps its because you aren’t some pickled, nasty old man willing to incite violence, hate crimes, and abject stupidity.

Cool cool cool, so racist shitlord Bannon, who absolutely doesn’t need the money, has a job after being unemployed for hours.

In the past few weeks we’ve said goodbye to the Mooch, Spicey, Reince and as of today, Steve Bannon.

Between whisky and cake (my drug of choice, is carrot cake), I’ve gained so much weight during this last year’s election.

Ew, he started messing with her when she was 19. He is just gross.

Glenn Close in a movie musical!!!! shut up and take my money!!!!

There were some fine people there.

Woah, man! What did space do to you to deserve that?

I blame both sides

You think me a meunster?

I would read this book.

God bless Pizza Rat 🍕🙏🏻

You’ve got a sharp sense of humor.

I like the idea of Pizza Rat being part of the resistance. Now if we could only get him to project a swastika on to Trump Tower...

Did ya have ta bring him outta the greys?

I can’t find it right now, but Aziz Ansari has a bit about R Kelly. Apparently during an interview following the peeing-on-an-underage-girl scandal, the interviewer asked R Kelly: “Are you attracted to underage girls?” Easiest softball question. All you need to say is “no.” Instead, R Kelly said “Define underage.”

Oh, you’re saying you’re worried us white ladies are going to be murdered by all the scary black people that the pro-fascists are trying to protect us from? Thanks for your concern.

*except Barron