Thank you. Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see someone calling out the posers on this comment thread!

I will leave the definitive word on such matters to Doris Day:

no one believes you have a girlfriend, bro.

There have been plenty of trustworthy sources on this. And even so, can’t anyone with common sense figure out that letting random people hanging out with something like a tiger is totally fucked up and either totally unsafe or the tigers have to be drugged up?

Ummm that’s an idea I could get behind....

I see your point, but I also think it’s pretty obvious to anyone that cares about animals that these tiger experiences are terrible- as bad as swim with the dolphins

I mean, that’s not a terrible plan...

I will yell it from my cubicle in solidarity. I’m Mountain Standard Time. Let’s synchronize!

As much as people hate PETA, these places that let you take pictures with tigers are INCREDIBLY horrible. Many claim to be rescued, but breed their animals to use them for revenue. It’s really really sad and gross and disrespectful to these animals.

Fine. My bad.

Fine. Point to Team Dox Purists.

me too! Maybe we should pick a time for all of us to stand and yell this. It would be incredibly entertaining.

Don’t worry. We will soon speak in Scaramucci. It’s a language that speaks a lot but isn’t saying anything.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

I’m going to start watching this every night before bed instead of drinking herbal tea. It will have the same soothing effects without making me have to get up to pee an hour later.

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

Yes, because this is a website about CARS and this story highlights how she used her CAR and her MANUAL TRANSMISSION to escape.

Yeah, what a heads up play.

Poutine doughnut sounds fucking VILE. Doughnuts should not have gravy on them!!

Doughpends on the speaker.