Don’t forget “spontaneous oily discharge.”

To me Btrax sounds like something installed in a 1973 Gremlin that take huge chunky cassettes that can only play in mono.

The bros hire other bros based on potential not actual talent. And by potential I mean the ability to bullshit and do keg stands. Its fucking ridiculous.

Your cat has your back. Just don’t turn the stereo up too loud. And don’t stare at your pores in a mirror. This, too, shall pass.

It’s hilarious that the asshole doesn’t understand IP addresses

We’ve been in charge, publically anyway, for ten millennia (on clay tablet), and the results have been — mixed — at best. Let’s give someone else a shot.

Well Dean Martin was charismatic, handsome, wealthy, and was going places.

Mom?

That simply would not fold adequately for the task at hand.

Ugh. I will never get the image of Stev Bannon attempting to suck his own cock out of my head. Probably happened here.

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

Health has a lot to do with it, absolutely. :)

My dad died at 77. Lifelong smoker. A stroke, 2 MIs, CHF. I figure, I don’t smoke, I eat fairly healthy, no problem with BP. My plan is to live 10 years longer than he did. So, I got a few years to go (>25).

Anyone who says anything about Cosby that isn’t “hey, fuck that guy” can’t sit with us or hit the blunt.

not ok in any way, shape or form.

I’d rather have fucking Nando’s Peri-Peri.

How about someone punch him in the dick?

I’m so sorry. That sounds overwhelming.

Or Commodore Matthew Perry? Given that “Energy” department is the “nuclear weapons” department, having the historical figure of gunboat diplomacy might actually make some sense.