But then you’re going to have chocolate coming out of your whatever

They spoke to God and he said everything was cool but the Godless government’s War on Christianity continues to persecute them. Besides, they don’t answer to the laws of man, they answer to a higher power...greed...which is considered a sin...which God told them is OK in their case.

I think “bearing false witness” (lying) figures into this mess as well.

What happens if you put the aforementioned tampon up your ass?

This comment is actually even funnier every time I reread it. 🍸

That’s just science.

Chocolate enemas get the job done much faster and it works on both men and women to regulate the body’s natural cacao levels.

And I hear that certain chocolates are great for riM&Mjobs. 

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

All I can hear when I read that is “Got Mittens?”

I think the real question is: why do you want to defend the abusers? I do not ask this question for myself, as I know why you do it. I ask it for your sake. If you value your humanity at all, you will be painfully honest with yourself as you ask it of yourself. Act like your heart and soul ride on your honesty in…

You know, it takes a very special kind of asshole to, when confronted with another person’s enduring childhood trauma, actually deride them instead of just saying nothing. I have met many, many of your kind—Christians all of them. But I do have to wonder what Jesus would say. Empathy was the heart of Jesus’ teachings.…

Not only this, but in the Catholic Mass, you ARE drinking the blood of Jesus Christ. It is not a representation. It is a sacrament wherein the transubstantiation occurs. A bell is rung at the time of the magical turning, for god’s sake. We were taught it was the LITERAL blood and body of Christ. That is still dogma.…

Oh honey, just because Catholics hurt me doesn’t mean I want to hurt them back. Mostly I just pity them. This includes a lot of my family, so no, I’m just not into the idea of mass murder for ideological cohesion. But will I pretend the abuse that happened to me at the hands of the Church did not happen? Will I act…

It’s no different than the antisemites who for centuries accused the Jews of using blood, especially infant blood, in their rites.

Well they did sign the Reichskonkordat, which makes them about as complicit as large swathes of Europe at the time.

Grandson of two Auschwitz survivors here. No, Trump is not a Nazi. Yes, we have to be careful about inapt comparisons. That said, there are frightening parallels between Trump’s brand of racist populism and Hitler’s rise to power. I am wary- and I’m not the only one.

Every time I think white Christian Republicans can go no lower, there’s another one waiting in the wings saying, ‘Hold my beer.’

I find it ironic (read: horrifying) that the U.S. turned away thousands of Jewish refugees that most likely ended up in those gas chambers, and he supports turning away thousands of Muslim refugees.

Also my tradition - watching 1776 with drinks!