Watching it now! So good. “Sit down, John!” “Vote YES!”

I commend you! Enjoy your beer, pups, and show.

My fave!

Sounds nice! Please give those pups a pat for the pupless among us.

Hey, I ***LOVE yr Handle*** When my brothers were preschoolers they’d wear these plaid pants my nana sent them, referred to as “Jazzy Pants.”

I really don’t think he will make it to two years, but I’m an optimist.

The most impolite Canadians ever were.

July 4th you say?

A cold beer never tastes as good as when it’s a reward for hard work on a hot day !

 He plays the violin!

I’m expressing my patriotic duty through watching Justice League Unlimited. Later, I’ll work on packing my stuff, since I’m moving into my own house this weekend!

Also Godzilla is actually very pro Planned Parenthood. Mothra, on the other hand, makes Pence look like a bleeding heart hippy.

I’d rather have Godzilla as president. There’s be far less general destruction of our country.

Yas kween with a capital een! Isn’t it terrific how THIS tweet has like TWICE as many likes & retweets as the original Trumpanzee’s tweet? Fabulous.

#RaisedRightWing

Our President didn’t serve in the military or public service, but he has a Hollywood star! Eat that, libtards!!

Can someone in Hollywood please find Milla Jovovich’s star and pay nothing but respect for MY resident (evil)? Thanks.

I’m not here to say whether Torre is a bigot or not, Hernández may have a point in regards to white umps getting promoted. I do know that Hernández doesn’t get to work World Series games because he’s a fucking terrible umpire.