Did he study at trump academy?

Ohh, this is good.

Aw, thanks! And it is really is his loss. I really like him a lot, but I also don’t have time for someone who can’t respond to a fucking email because they’re all up in their feelings about a fear of commitment (which, COME THE FUCK ON, dude!) when I’m, like, ME. Get it together, and be nicer to whomever you date…

About 18 hours of college calculus homework.

Capers??? I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Here’s one thing. She demanded Capers the moment she got there.

Pick, I appreciate the nugget, rather than full tea.

Does LSD and fireworks count, or no?

Team Will Ferrell. Even when he’s saying something that’s not complimentary he manages to seem really nice. Also I loathe lateness.

Lindsay Lohan has no idea what you’re talking about.

News flash: they aren’t going to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him. They are not going to move to impeach him. They are not going to do anything.

Trump is incapable of competently carrying out the duties of president on any level. If he’s not actually suffering from dementia, he’s certainly mentally\emotionally too unstable to be in office.

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.

I feel strangely relieved I’m not the only one who saw lady bits. (I saw extremely pert boobs and a panty hamster). Knowing it’s a heart makes all the posts take on a whole new meaning, and I feel I must apologise to all those posters for thinking they were sometimes wildly inappropriate.

Nope.

As a lifelong carnivore but with many vegan friends, I can tell you this is a bad take and completing missing the point. Everyone has a different reason for their dietary choices:

Remember your comment whenever you consume artificial sugar, or when you eat “cheese product.” Both of these are substitutions for the real thing, yet I’m sure you enjoy them just fine. There is nothing wrong with substituting the real thing with something that tastes like the real thing. We do it all the time,…

Don’t be that douche-bag. No one’s making you eat it, and when you say dumb things like this you sound just as arrogant and annoying as the insistent vegan.