Did you look on the other side for scratches? Like something trying to get out?

Hmmm. I wonder if this would work as a tattoo.

Rokita is a fucking tool. A veritable Pence in his policy and goals.

He and the other republitwat he’s running against are going to have a good old fashioned douche-off in the primary. They are both the FUCKING WORST. Unfortunately it is a state filled with douche devotees so the Democrat incumbent is literally already running ads.

Tina Fey on SNL right now “sheetcaking is a grassroots movement!” Holy wow it is spot fucking on. Google it, watch it, it will help your pain.

Let’s send that fat baby toddler to time outer space. Pronto. I’m sure NASA is in.

By upper tier I mean you have posted for a while and are experienced in the ways of Jezebel. Not that you are old. ;)

Ha this post has really brought out the deep thinkers. Shouldn’t you all be out pricing group discounts on tiki torches and white polo shirts at Big Lots?

No but it’s parmasan for the course.

Heh. Brie it on!

So do you have any theory why he would have sunk her in his sub? I just thought she might have dug something up he didn’twant exposed. This is so sad and weird.

So I think you’re an upper tier commentator, so besides dismissing, is there anything else I should do for dipshit replies (for instance “I hope you get raped by Pizza Rat.”)? They don’t bother me too much, I just figure they dropped their iron cross fidget spinners down the holes in the trailer floor and are grouchy,…

I bet everybody enjoyed the festival’s movie. You know the one, Mothra vs. Gorgonzola? It’s really gouda.

Obligatory “why not both?” And then Pizza Rat Runs off with his rug, uses it during rat open night mike night in a hilarious bit that impresses his ladyfriend, Croissant Rat. They marry and raise little Tater Tot rats, who snuggle safely every night in said silken orange toupee, dreaming the dreams of free and…

I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps.

Barf. And by that I mean barf.

Maybe he got wind that the story was going to be unflattering and ruin his crowdfunding chances ao he decided to off her and make it look like an accident? Just a guess. Can you imagine the horror in realizing you are trapped in a sinking submarine? Poor woman.

Jesus Christ that side-eye.

Ugh. Harry is a cute enough goof with various castles at his disposal, but for fuck’s sake, Zulu betrothal bracelets? Take that off. Take it off now. Think about it. ETA: He’s not Zulu.

There also should be no place in society where a reactionary unintelligent possibly demented dipshit gets elected president.