I am so sorry, this is horrible. I have no advice except just to keep plowing ahead and seek out happiness for yourself and your kids.

I hate NASCAR. In the late 90s I got invited to a race so to alleviate my boredom I got pretty well shitfaced. I was a whippersnapper, that’s how I dealt with things. Anyhoo, while gamboling through a parking lot there was a display recruiting people to sign up to donate marrow. Apparently there was a NASCAR owner…

I know he doesn’t want you to, but think about calling the other kid’s parents. Unless they are under a rock Trump dwellers, they would want to know. Your kid is an amazing all-star of humanity, but homophobic teenage bullies are like rats and if you see one, there are probably ten more sneaking around doing damage.…

Lots of unhappy people live in the same house as people they are unhappy to be married to. Sometimes it’s a white house.

I just googked “Google sexism” and it popped up as “trending news.” Weird.

I say this with the realization that a lot of people hate Letterman but I will watch this show. I always appreciated his instant and obvious loss of interest in bullshitters and phonies. He is why I find Jimmy Fallon’s endless ass kissing so distasteful.

Have you frisked your baby? I’d frisk the baby. Babies are sketchy.

Please tell me the bathroom plaque says “Here we pray while we pee” or “Crappin’ for Christ” or “Leave a loaf for the Lord.” Please please please.

My only chance to yell “YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER! THIS WHOLE COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!” ruined by reading a about a movie star wearing a dorky t-shirt referencing his girlfriend on a blog. Thanks for nothing Jezebel.

I’d rather follow a fan account. An actual fan. One that blows air.

There’s also always some crime against humanity limerita malt beverage involved as well. They chug it during Toby Keith’s “we’ll put a boot in your ass” line dance song.

Agrred. That shrunken head filter makes everyone look like Bernadette Peters or a precious moments figurine from hell.

This is brilliant and I’mgoing to look into it for sure!

This is good advice, I will pass it along. She is very naive and could unwittingly put herself in danger. I’m going to have the “pills lead to bad things” convo too. Pills are a big thing here.

Ha she’s a coffee hound and we have a French press we got for christmas and didn’t open (thought we might use it but don’t, just brew with our coffee maker) so I can give that!. Sorry about your boyfriend;).

I don’t see a pic, is there a link?

My friend works in a clinic that gives out free condoms. I’m foing ro tell her to load up, that’s a great idea! Kids are too embarrassed to buy them sometimes.

These are great, that bunk buddy thing is genius. Thanks!

I will check into that, it could work for a Christmas present too. Thanks!

It’s easy, she’s a sweetheart. Plus there’s a 50-50 chance she’ll visit me in the old folks home!