Anyone been prescribed Ritalin as an adult? I say this because I’m out of the age range that had it as an option as a kid, my parents just signed me up for every energy depleting sport (which I loved). Recently has been brought to my attention that I might benefit from ADHD drugs.

The worst! Funny story. I read something on Jez or gawker (can’t recall) a couple years ago about how July is the worst month for kidney stones. Later went to my 2nd job on a Saturday and brought it up during a discussion on the fucking oppressive weather. I’m not kidding, an hour later I started having mild pain…

I know, I’ve had them too. The. Fucking. Worst.

Oppressive heat, excessive drinking, dehydration city. Kidney stones for everyone!

I sat at a table last week with a bunch of internal and family medicine residents before a lecture (I am not one). Not a single one was interested in delivering babies. Among the reasons: hours too unpredictable, the chance for complications, needy patients, and a lot of them thought childbirth was gross (funny coming…

Does my kitty cat really love me?

I just picture him typing that nonsense with the darth vader score playing on his bitchin’ boombox on the milk crate next to his cot.

I laughed and it was kind of evil sounding now I’m worried I’d smother a grandma.

I picture Kris taking the marker from the coloring book and circling parts of little Kylie’s body: “See honey, we’ll make these bigger and cut this off, add a little here, and you’ll be so pretty everyone will love you forever!” ugh.

When she dies they should turn her cremains into one of those corpse gems. Something really shiny and bright. People could take turns stealing her as a neverending tribute.

He went from an honorable ex-POW to a Trumpy POS but no one deserves cancer. Maybe Hitler but that’s as far as I am going for now.

With Jabba as middle aged, old and dead Scalia.

Robe One?

I bet Donny was pissed when he woke up and found his underpanties in the freezer.

I feel you. Cotton lets your southies breathe. Fruits of the Loom forevs!

And considering most of us probably don’t bury the needle on the supermodel scale, we really should cheer on a fellow goon who makes good.

I weirdly feel my disdain for Ed Sheeran slipping away. That castle on a hill song is a pleasant earworm and his feelings seem hurt over all the ginger hate. It’s not like he murdered a puppy or Taylor Swift. I think I like him.

Yeah but at a regular VA he’d have maybe a 50/50 shot. Underfunding and all that.

Um yeah I’ll read my history if you promise to read the thread before you let loose with your grandma scold.

I say spend as much time as you can  in Randyland before death comes for you (like it did for Martin Landau today after 89 nice long years).