This should really have more stars.

Everyday, Garies all over the world do wonderful things. Today, Officer Pentis earns The Best Gary Award. And it’s not just because if you remove one letter from his name makes him Gary Penis. There are other reasons.

You seem fun ;)

I love the doofus bald husband.

So I’m betting we’ll eventually be getting a pitiful statement about “sin” with a lot of Jesusing. Or he’ll just call her a lying slut.

Yep. Force or no Force, she’s had a rough year. And now no mom to talk to about break-ups and boys. Sucks.

Dirty butthole revealing baby is in Memphis? I thought he was in Poland.

Love you too horseasaurus.

Heh. Maybe I can pawn it for gas money.

You get swirls.

So you’re saying putting chocolate in your pooper turns your blood into Hershey’s syrup? Well file my fangs and call me Count Chocula.

I heard if you insert a chocolate coated tampon into your vagina you will shortly afterwards poop Hershey’s kisses. It true. I read it on the internet. I think it was Goop.

Also obviously have trouble with the “don’t covet thy neighbor’s goods” one too. Although doubtful that they consider Iraqis neighbors, too brown and non- Jesusy.

It’s hot as hell in Philadelphia!

Ha! I had a coworker, now a bestie, who referred to my top as a “jazzy turtleneck.” Mind you she was a 25 yr old army vet who looks like a cheerleader so of course we pissed our pants laughing. She was mock offended and actually subsequently referred to other outfits as”jazzy.”

For sure. Next weekend it’s hammock city (beer included too)!

Worked in the yard like a farmer on this stinking hot day. Now I’m showered, on the couch with the pups, about to drink a beer and watch the wonderful musical “1776" starring William Daniels, Ken Howard and Gwyneth’s mom.

A cross made out of bottlecaps to display in His yard. 

Jesus I’d rather shoot my eye out with a bottle rocket. Thoughts and prayers.

I thought it was butt cheeks.