And in his mind a woman having an abortion will still be a greater sin than a priest committing sexual assault.

Maybe but I’m going to go with celebrities are weirdos. That works for both why they hook up and bust up.

If I picked up the phone and heard Mike Huckadork’s voice, I’d have to miss work the next day to recover from stabbing myself in the ears.

I saw him several years ago. He’d gotten into bodybuilding and was a roided out meathead. Frosted tips as well. Dodged a bullet.

In the 7th grade Tommy C had no interest in holding hands/potentially junior highish making out with me on a ride at Kings Island. I was so mortified I would have exited the ride any way possible, including jumping into the arms of bystanders. Might be projecting here. Dumb Tommy C.

Just homed our foster kitties and got a call about a little dog living outside. Now she’s here and we’re back up to five dogs. All are littles,  a herd of ankle biters and are super cute. The new one has minor leg birth defects so might need surgery later on so could end up permanent. Tell me I’m not crazy. House is…

Oreos are also vegan which means everyone who reads this will stop eating them out of spite.

That is hilarious, thank you!

Nichelle Nichols = Lieutenant Uhura from original Star Trek. Put your nerd helmet on.

Fuck yeah. He was a goddamned specimen in Last of the Mohicans. A probably historically accurate goddamned specimen too, lean and loinclothed. Professor, give that man an A fucking plus.

Good to know ;)

I watch “Last of the Mohicans” every single time it’s on. He is magnificent in it and in every other movie he’s done.

I find myself concerned that Mr. Needlessly-Defiant is in the basement.

Paging Shia LeBeef...

On the bright side, Nichelle Nichols guest starred as a singer in a VFW on “Downward Dog” tonight. She is astonishingly beautiful. I really enjoy that show. It will probably get canceled now that I like it.

I am acquainted with a health professional who sits in on a monthly White House meeting/conference call (going back to the end of Obama administration) that addresses the opiate crisis. They were all geared up to expand programs to treat addicts and find better ways to educate kids on the dangers of opiate abuse when…

Worse. She’s a celebrishark. Or maybe a celebrisnake.

We have 2 indoor cats who might as well be Kardashians for all they’re worth in this battle. Cute but removed from any investment in rat control.

Waaaaaay off topic, apologies, but I just saw a good sized rat gamboling around in my backyard. A regular rat solo dance party. I’m a little freaking out, I want it dead dead dead like Barb. My neighbors are hoarders, nice people but this is going to be awful awkward. Ugh ugh ugh.

Caitlyn is the only reason Scott Disick isn’t the most repellant member of that family.