I know, right? I bet he gets in fights at convenience stores when his scratch-offs don’t win and he can’t afford dip.

Canned statement he repeats over and over to himself wearing his Fox dumbass News t-shirt sitting in his duct taped recliner in his shit stained underpants.

A dick and a moron! Ladies and gents, we have the poster child of Trump voters here, aka “Not Obese” (probably is though).

I also have a sneaking suspicion that Not Obese is probably, in fact, obese. Not meaning to fat shame anyone, just pointing out that he seems to be an exaggerator as well as a piece of shit.

Yeah if i try to reply to a person who replied to me the publish button is blocked out by the other story links at the bottom. Annoying a f.

How about we tell him it’s a mission trip and launch his dumb ass to Mars?

So for the record, I like Seinfeld and Friends. Still watch the re-runs, George and Joey crack me up.

Beyond disgusting, beyond depressing.

Off topic but slightly pertinent: why the fuck did Peyton Manning play golf with Trump today? Peyton, what the hell?  

Amazon has a lot of low priced holocaust memoirs. Many by women, all inspiring. You might want to check them out.

Fucking Peyton Manning played golf with our asshole-in-chief today? Coach Gary, you have betrayed us.

This comment is short several thousand stars.

I trapped a feral slutty kitty 8 weeks ago and the last of her kittens go to their permanent homes tomorrow. She is still hiding out on the basement so we’ll let her chill a bit before we trap her (mind you, in our own house) and find a barn for her. The kittens are super social, we snuggled the shit out of them.

That is an amazing book. Sticks with you.

I want to contact my friends but its late in London that I don’t want wake them up with more shitty news. They just moved to London, they’ll hear it soon enough. Ugh.

This is the best fucking Kinja in the history of Kinja.

No snark. You’re a good mom to let them figure that stuff out.

“She didn’t pass the written test...” What the fuck, first the election, now this. Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutin!!!!!

Yes and Trump is the greatest white, just ask him.

Now if someone would only take responsibility for his crime-against-humanity  hair don’t.