jazzyturtleneck
jazzyturtleneck
jazzyturtleneck

Ask more questions about their ideas before you start telling them what you have done/will do. No one likes a know-it-all. I say this as a former know-it-all. A great boss sat me down a long time ago and told me to dial down the “I” and “me” comments and “you should do this” unsolicited advice. I didn’t realize what a

It’s beautiful here in the flat Midwest and I had two Coronas and introduced our foster kittens to our dogs and so far so good. Kittens so don’t care and the dogs just lick them.

It’s beautiful here in the flat Midwest and I had two Coronas and introduced our foster kittens to our dogs and so far so good. Kittens so don’t care and the dogs just lick them.

Please tell me her husband’s name was Seymour. Please.

I took a baby squirrel I’d found who’d  fallen out his nest to the exotic vet and another client had a baby raccoon with its head stuck in a can. They got it off but not before THE MAGGOTS GOT TO HIS FACE. Poor guy was coated in antibiotics and had a hunchback from crouching but was going to be okay. Lesson: don’t

His last name is Christian. How unironic.

I will thank you very much;)

This is an attempted Banks robbery.

Beware the douchebag locomotive jones. He’s responding to every post with his hate. Positively unhinged.

Jones is loco and his motive is trolling. Dismiss.

I see deleted employment in his future.

Well, male at scene identified as probable suicide bomber. What a fucked up world.

Eyewitness just said it was in the outside box office area. He and his friend got to the top of the stairs to go down to the connected station when they heard the explosion from where they’d just passed. He said there had been parents waiting to pick up their kids there. The place was filled with kids. Ugh.

I fear Trump will respond bigly at some point.

Morbo is a nazi.

So yeah, Billy Bush is a dumb dork and additionally, if we could call the FBI on dudes bragging about their sexnanigans I would have been on the phone a lot during my career.

Better president, she’d be a better president. I hate my phone.

Full disclosure: I’m watching for Celine and the Titanic song. There I said it.

She’d be a president than The Rock.

I’m guessing it was really hard to find a booster seat to fit President Tubby on AF1.