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Was it Faye Dunaway and where did you drop it? Don’t leave us hanging!

Roger Ailes always remided me of Jabba the Hut  but now I think I was being disrespectful to Jabba.

I think she fell on hard times, lived in a trailer in a small town in Indiana? Fucking Chachi the fascist lives on and sweet Joanie passes. The world is unfair.

The library was closing and he just threw that shit up there right quick before they kicked him off their computers and rode his bike home.

I so hope all this gets used against him in his custody battle and those kids end up with limited exposure to their asshole dad.

Yeah it’s totally cool my friend lost her scholarship and had to drop out so IU and BTN could make more money.

IU cut the gymnastics team in mid 80s then same way. My friend found out after practice, lost her scholarship. That money they saved from gymnastics made Indiana University the football powerhouse it is today.

I used to get this question until my ovaries aged out but I had the same response as I do now when my busybody neighbors gang up and for sport ask me how many dogs I have (we foster and our dogs are not noticeable but they think it’s weird). I look them square in the eye with a serious grin ask “How much do you…

Good point but next time how about just posting a link? It’s valuable info but you sort of hijacked the whole reply thread.

Please wait. If you wait just a bit I hope you’ll realize people care. I am a stranger to you but I care.  I am sorry humanity has let you down to the point you feel so alone. I am sorry I can’t grab your hands and convince you that you are not alone. Please stay.

Ha ha you said “moped.” All the young cool uber users I work with (scaredy cat non driving millenials) make fun of me for saying “moped” instead of “scooter.” They tilt their heads to the side like puppies do when you talk squeaky to them. Throw the word “clicker” in there when referring to TV watching and they piss…

Nah, that’s the feedback we’re getting from several sources, no worries.

That pose is called “head up your ass Pence.”

Thanks! He’ll be happy.

I’m doing my friend’s taxes for him today. Super easy but does anyone know if the no-insurance penalty is happening under President Pudding Face? My friend lives very frugally, unlike Tori, and could use the $$. He cannot afford insurance right now. Can I just leave that line blank?.  

I won’t let him near them for now. He’s got some kind of diagnosed explosive anger problem which is really sad because he’s eight. I also find him extremely manupulative for a little kid. He is always suspended from school, I will say his parents are doing everything thing they can. I was wavering because he can be…

Start socking away as much cash as you can. Even 20 bucks. Hide it with a friend or an off site location. My friend did it for a couple years and had enough to feel safe to leave.

Easy spirit. I walk miles and miles every week on a university campus for work and those shoes are the bomb. Macy’s puts them on sale alot.

Looks like a robin fledging. If it’s still alive tomorrow dig up some worms. You should be able to grab the bird gently. Using tweezers, dangle the worm against the beak, its mouth should open wide. Drop the worm in. Do this every 2-3 hours.