Noted. Thank you for instructing us what we’re allowed to be sad about. Jerk.

Saw that. I am so sad for her son and grandaughter. It’s too much.

I want to be best friends with Pink. She’s just so cool and her real self. I’d even try that bendy cirque de shit my pants stuff just to hang out.

I leighanned my pinnock playing corn hole over the 4th of July. I did the ice/heat combo for a couple days and my pinnock was back in action.

Yep. I’m good going out to the beautiful sounds of Mavis Staples.

Obama singing along is killing me. Fucking Trump. I wish we could have done an FDR and voted our current president in at least one more time. 

I really think that any honorees in the next 4 years will turn it down instead of dealing with the humanity-deaf dipshit Donald. Kid Rock would probably show up, that dumb fool. Can you imagine Aretha and her magnificence  being wasted on that orange fascist numnut?

I am a world champion bickerer if I don’t stop myself. It was exhausting until I recognized the parental pattern. Peace to you too.

Just don’t order a Slurpee (I’m not sure what that means, I just liked typing it).

Hopefully she believes in life after love.

My parents should have been divorced which led to some super unfun holidays. Can I come? I promise to stay and clean up.

Oh my. That’s it, you hit the shitty nail in the coffin on the head. She was totally herself. Vulnerable. Honest. I felt connected to her from her badass Princess beginnings to her even braver self revealing later years. She was totally herself, what a gift to us.

I just now got home and my Star Magazine was in the mail box (go ahead and judge 2016 sucks I don’t care). Anyhoo, I kind of would be okay if it’s true that Brad knocked up Kate Hudson (cover story). Count Angeluca could maybe use a little petard hoist in her life.

When some people die, it’s sad but you think okay, it sucks, but maybe they were old or miserable or it was their time. Carrie Fisher, it’s just seems too fucking soon. She still had amazing, hilarious, helpful, and meaningful things to say. I STILL WANT TO HEAR THEM. She was like my close flawed and wonderful…

Sorry to hijack, but I can’t believe Carrie Fisher died. I am so sad. For me and girls who grew up idolizing her princess leia as a badass but also sad for her mom, faughter, and brother.

True story: the Andrews sisters used to babysit my dad. They went on the road with my grandfathers band.

Looking at that photo, I think I’d be okay with a little mustache genocide right now.

Makes me feel old, I don’t recognize any of those gals. If you said Katherine Hepburn and Barbara Stanwyk I would have been right there with you.

That movie is really well done. I think your dad’s law school roommate is a badass.

This is another logical happening for the shitstorm hot mess of 2016. I’m thinking next they’ll outlaw tampons because, you know, artificial non Jesus sponsored penetration in god’s righteous baby hole.