Like a middle aged drunk auntie who rolls in on christmas eve several airplane cocktails in and comes downstairs after unpacking with no pants on and instantly brings a new vibe to the family christmas show. Totally been there.

I’m thinking of giving up jazzy turtlenecks and starting a new chapter involving jaunty kerchiefs.

I forgot Caroline Ingalls (the actress Katen Grassle). I really loved that show as a kid. I think Mrs Oleson is even still alive. Just let them have a couple more years. It’s weird I know. I’ll just miss them.

I say take all the 99 year old “celebrities” you want, 2016. Just leave Julie Andrews, Dolly Parton, Cher, Gene Hackman, and fuck even Burt Reynolds aloooooooone. DAMMIT.

Check out the long form chapter article they have on the front page about Paula Cooper, who murdered an elderly woman in 1985 and was sent to death row. It is amazing, you won’t be able to stop reading and it will stick with you. The Star has really upped their game.

IndyStar has been such a shitty paper for years but they are on fire lately. They have an amazing long chapter series on teenage death row murderer Paula Cooper detailing her horrible life from before her murder to her post parole suicide. It’s amazing, worth a read. Can’t link to it from my phone because I’m a dummy…

Wonder if he’ll continue with his “young Adolf” hair-don’t during the trial?

Hmmmm. This is good. I wonder how the bloaty fascist oompa loompa will try and upend this for his buddies.. Jo-Ellen Darcy should be careful, we should check on her every day.

Pence definitely a decent Hermann Goring thing going. Or maybe Hans Frank. Ambitious hateful assholery and all that.

I hate the way “shiplap” sounds as a word too. Like “nipple” and “ointment” and “president-elect Trump.”

Leah Remini is the princess leia of scientology. The kiss-my-ass force is strong with this one. Going all rogue to defeat Darth Miscavage and his wannabe universe ruling underlings. I think she could be in actual danger (financial, emotional, and perhaps physical) from those loons, I hope she has a jedi brother and…

I’ll have one more hour to have a beer and then randomly weep over the future of our land. There’s that.