Florida is turning into an utter shatshow

I’m sorry, but MOON CRICKET?

It’s all fun and games until you get arrested for crossing the street with the wrong foot first while being black.

Here you can see Acosta hitting the intern with a chair. Totally uncalled for. 

Man, remember back during Blasey-Ford’s testimony when people were talking about how this was the thing that would turn white women...

SHS. IS. TRASH.

“He should’ve honked!! And what was he doing driving down this street?!?!” - her.

But I had spilled my diet coke so...

Can confirm. Someone smashed my window for diet Coke and a box of cleaning supplies.

My neighbors started painting the gutters/trim a month or so ago. Also started replacing the front door at the same time. Trim still half painted, door still sitting on the front porch. The same porch they started painting last summer (2017). Why replace the front door? His kid threw a chair through the old one. What…

As a white blonde woman I volunteer as tribute. 

I just wanted to say the glee on iStock photo man’s face is Priceless.

How in the hell is the honking the answer to her idiocy? How about learning how to drive first?!? I hope all the worst things happen to her insurance. 

But now that dangerous White Hyundai-driving, ski-pole wielding, football fan knows where you live, man!

I had to do this yesterday, except it was she wasn’t looking and backed out her driveway into my rental car.

I’d have asked a white neighbor to do it.  Because what are they good for, if not this?

I feel very called out by “Marmot windbreaker.”

Yo, y’all gotta stop w/these cute baby pics from iStock! I don’t even WANT kids but their adorableness is unbearable!! 

My brotha, goldfish crackers in a reachable dish outside of the crib will buy you a few extra minutes of shut-eye!

I actually think he’s great in 27 Dresses!