I bet they will because no one wants to watch the fucking game unless you live in the armpit of New England lol. I’d say I’d tune in if the Eagles are way ahead by the 4th, but as someone who lives near Atlanta and was rooting for the Falcons last year... well... you know.

You may as well call him the OJ Simpson of black people who actually know they are black.

Creepy

Like father, like son: jumping into shit thinking they have the brains to deal and immediately finding its way over his fucking head. Also...

So... Melania wrote it?

Kanye West met Donald Trump at Trump Tower.

My hero.

Sounds like the situation that led to Trayvon Martin’s death. The piece of shit started a fight, pulled out a gun when he looked like losing it and then bleated self-defense. At least the jury didn’t let this fucker walk. Mind you, there’s still sentencing. We’ll see.

They’re like Pokemon, Damon. A Tomilahren evolves into a Brittmchenry and a Brittmchenry evolves into an Annecoulter or a Lauraingram, depending on a few outside factors.

To be clear, no one said finger waves are “new” or “black” or “owned by black people.” This is just a fun piece, y’all — no animals or white people or flappers were harmed in the writing of this — so please have fun!

Man, that pre-nup was ridic as all hell, from the rumors I remember. I think the part that stood out to me involved kids.. was it $25 million flat after five years with $10 million per kid from that marriage or am I mixing something up. Either way I remember thinking I’d bite

For years. Rumor is that her pre-nup with Tom said she couldn’t appear in public with another man for five years after a divorce (which, if true, is ... wow), so we’re just seeing them out and about pretty recently.

Nope. She’s Italian. Canadian Italian, I guess, but Italian. Thru and thru.

PJ cares even if nobody else cares.

No, please. Explain that again. lol

Yeah, for like 5 years now. Seriously. Ever since she left Cruise.

I like her hair game... and that’s it for the nice things to say about this lady. What in all the fucks is her g’damn problem and what did she do in the last three years to merit an invite to an awards show? Pro-life? Fine - I think anti-abortion is more accurate but so long as you don’t impede anyone feel however you…

that’s okay, Panama, I happen to think Best New Artist is cursed. Look at the list of winners over the years. There’s as many 1-hit wonders (Starland Vocal Band, Debby Boone, Meghan Trainor, fun) as there are people who’ve had well received careers (Sade, Lauryn hill, Adele, Mariah) I sometimes breathe a sigh of…

This girl is thirstier than Moses halfway through his trip to the promised land.