No, the only thing it allows for are underinflated calorie amounts printed on the packaging.

Boner Jams 2000

And the cherry at the top is that he famously dislikes unflattering photos of himself.

The guy was so afraid of his fake teeth falling out (again), that he approached that water bottle like a squirrel tasting a radioactive acorn.

Caity doesn’t owe us a damn thing.

His smirk is awkwardly satisfying

I think this car is design to be comfortable for daily use, not to be a race car to impress the Jalopnik, Autoblog, and Car and Driver crowd where everything has to be sporty to impress.

In re: heart attack. The Guardian ran this still of Trump’s response, and he doesn’t look real good:

This clip will never stop grossing me out. Not only does he pat her hips (why? just why?) he looks at her boobs. It’s such a weird thing to do to your daughter!

#MAGA

You can take two…

Even Miguel Sanchez has turned him down!

For some of us the only excitment we get is walking through the lingerie department in Walmart.

Thank you sir. :)

So it’s bikini week in the West Wing?

100% best thing about this movie was finding the Rave-Ups, RIP. But good to see Jimmer has started making music again.

i hate you so take your star lol

They’re real, and they are spectacular