That...that can’t be real...

I am not a huge rice fan, but when I go to dim sum I love to get the stickey rice wrapped in banana leaves that have red bean sometimes and sometimes pork and sometimes both in them. The stickier rice the better!

Yuk! That sticky concoction is disgusting.

Couldn’t miss it, how often does an article get written about your kinja name? I see your baby still hasn’t shaved!

He doesn’t say anything stupid....is centered on his goals (kill everyone), can stand up to the withering spotlight (and kill them), and for all intents and purposes hates big government and their meddling (specifically hard to kill councilors)

I’d like the rest of that story

There’s a whole story there and I feel like we’re only getting, like, an eighth of it.

HE’S GOT A GUN!!

To this day the best commercial I’ve ever seen.

ahaha love this gif

That is very, uh, vibrate-y.

I ain’t even mad at you! Nothing wrong with microwaving a bag of brown rice. It’s still better and better for you than hitting a restaurant. In a pinch, I’ll get a pouch of Indian curry and a bag of brown rice to make lunches for my husband. I cook mostly vegetarian and he enthusiastically eats vegan and vegetarian…

But oh soooooo hot

you know who to blame, right???

Mastrubation is outlawed now

he probably will now say, Stormy had sex with herself ...ohhh wait....

Sounds like Rob Porter’s got an axe to grind

I laughed a lot at 12 Acceptably Angry Women.

“Mr. trump, there is a Robert Mueller on the phone”