I reached across a black guys’ food in jail once,

You could say life there is pretty Luxe.

Stunning composition. It really speaks to Consumerism, and the transitory nature of modern life.

I’m down with drinking regular ol’ pickle juice/olive juice/clamato, but hard pass at SWEET pickle beverages.

Also worth noting is the woman who spoke immediately prior to Johnson, Shannon, who said she felt “personally attacked by the board” and began her comment by outlining her ancestry and how much racism she had endured in her life.

The must have watched one of fox new’s “what to be angry at the left for now” on the 8's. Every ten minutes

I don’t love washing dishes, but I don’t mind them. Clean as you go and it’s no big deal. Most housework is the same. Stay on top of it and it won’t pile up.

I wish I was not gray so I could ungray you! This is EXACTLY what I have thought about this “send in your dna!” shit from Day 1. People are waaay too blase about this. As they are with everything, I suppose. But this is DNA, people! Hello.

This is the best thing I have seen all day.

I would have assumed german, don’t they capitalize nouns?

Olive for these pun threads!

Is somebody cutting onions in here, there’s marinary a dry eye in the place.

Take your star and get out.

Sounds very pleasant and homey.

I never sausage marketing genius.

PREACH!

“Under oath” is the only situation in which I can possibly imagine looking forward to hearing Trump speak.

See, Don, nothing to worry about! ‘Not a criminal target’- that’s basically the same thing as ‘no collusion’, wouldn’t you say? Maybe some expendable lackeys go down for some quickly-forgotten stuff, but you? You’re fiiiiine. Just need to do this one quick little interview- y’know, dot some t’s and cross some i’s for…

This is just to sucker Trump in. Mueller has no reason to tell Trump the truth, and I’m sure there’s 50 ways of splitting legalese in investigating someone that’s “not a subject”.

I keep thinking that if Capt’n Candy Corn does fire Mueller, enough republicans will finally look each other in the eye and say “ok. That’s it” and take that dingbat Pence off the shelf. Not that he’s much better, but goddammit, that’s a low fucking bar. Am I stupid? Am I high? Or should I be?