Poor, sad Val kilmer

Dave Chapelle wasn’t joking when he said watching 45 is like being in an Uber and the driver has a crack pipe in the front seat. And it’s incredible how his MAGATs (h/t to somebody on twitter) are so full of evil and hatred, they would cheer on the Titanic sinking long as he is at the helm ranting against the…

I’m currently reading The Running Man by Stephen King for book club. It’s entertaining so far but woof are some of the dialogue/descriptions rough. Considering our current “leader” and his reality show beginnings and tendencies, a lot of it also feels too real.

I see a Vogon 

Damn. It’s bad out there. How’s this going to end?

You know it was a Sick Burn when the word “dustbin” was involved...I mean, shit; that was some serious shade there.

I was thinking more like they might resort to chopping off their own dicks and mailing it.

I honestly don’t feel like talking much. I will email you when ready.

TESTIFYYYY

But I just heard on MSNBC that Trump has hired tough guy Harder for his legal team. The Hulk Hogan lawyer who brought down Gawker for anyone who may have forgotten. Gawker. We will never forget.

It would be very, very cool if this administration was taken down by a porn star looking for revenge. It would be beautiful.

Too stupid to use google, then. There’s a reason Blue Apron isn’t making money and that is because most people can look up how to make something and then go to the grocery store to get what they need.

Can’t they just eat a restaurant with all the other doctors?

Too stupid to follow a recipe? It is a fucking recipe.

My wife and I got Blue Apron for like two months, maybe a total of 3 boxes. They were fine, but you’re right, no prep saved, tons of waste, and at the end of the day I had to re-season all of their recipes.

I assumed this product was for people too stupid to follow a recipe and too lazy to go to a grocery store. What is this new product for? People who are energetic enough to go to the grocery store but too lazy to walk from aisle to aisle?

I tried blue apron for a couple of weeks, some of the recipes were so labor intensive it was taking me longer to get dinner ready. I generally choose relatively simple recipes with simple/few ingredients, which tend to be pretty quick and dirty in the kitchen, blue apron was just super inconvenient with their 50…

My experience with Blue Apron is that there is NO savings on prep time. My first meal took me 2 hours to prepare because I had to wash all the vegetables, marinate stuff, chop stuff, mix stuff, then cook it. It was ridiculous. The other meals that week took much less time, but they were much crappier meals- beet…

(although we can appreciate the savings of valuable prep time).